Where does GM find this stuff?

(Oh, I see: here.)

The new and improved tinfoil hat!

Here’s my contribution: since the “new, improved” thingy-ma-whopper cuts off all “alien mind control,” let’s do an experiment with Mass Media Podpeople. Put a few “new, improved” thingy-ma-whoppers on some MMPs and watch ‘em keel over as their remote control operators’ Waldos fail to work.

I’d pay to watch that.