Beldarblog is written by a Houston area lawyer who mostly fizzled out for a while after the 2004 election, but has come back with some great stuff in recent months. This lil snippet, written in the wake of Rita, is priceless:

I’d a whole lot rather listen to the second assistant deputy chief fire marshall for Hedwig Village at a Hurricane Rita press conference than to any CongressCritter of either party.
The CongressCritters ought to have to wear placards around their necks — or maybe better yet, those sashes, like beauty pageant contestants wear — labeled with phrases like:

  • “Useless Panderer”
  • “Only Here for the Graft”
  • “Harbors Delusions of Relevance” or
  • “Do You KNOW Who I Am? (And why should care right now?)”

Sounds about right to me.  How about adding,


Note: added the link to the Spam Song, cos, well, it’s sooooo appropriate.