A Precision Guided Humor Assignment: Why is Hurricane Katrina George Bush’s fault?

OK, I guess I’d better get this outa the way right up front: my answer to this is not funny.  It’s not even humorous.  It’s deadly serious.

Unfortunately, Loony Left Moonbats may have a point in blaming Bush for a “global warming-caused” Katrina. Since the primary human cause of global warming is hot air and other “greenhouse gas emissions” resulting from the bloviation by jackass politicians, Mass Media Podpeople and eco-freak wackos, George Bush is to blame for not having them all arrested and summarily executed for any damn reason he can trump up.  If he’d take this rational step, I’d vote for him for Emperor for Life.

Not funny.  Not even remotely humorous.  Just serious.