I’ve never played D&D, never even been remotely interested…

…but these silly “What are you?” tests are amusing, so I stabbed at this one with an iron fist…

Monk
You scored 72 Holy, 61 Tactful, 63 Natural, and 45 Arcane!

Awkward at low levels, an unstoppable juggernaught at high levels, you are the monk. I think an honest attempt was made to make the kind of monks you always see in those awesome movies from China, but really, they came up with something pretty weird here. You are so in tune with the natural harmonies of this world that you can destroy *anything*… sure, you can hit for subdural damage, but where’s the fun in that? At the end of the battle the fighter wipes his sword clean of blood and resheaths it feeling pretty hard-core… until he looks over at you and sees you standing in a pile of maimed and unconscious bodies, completely unarmed, and entriely placid-faced… Fighter: “Well fought, Brother Learned Fist! Ha ha!” *said ill-at-ease* Monk: “There, in the trees… a baby morning dove just took it’s first flight while I was disembowleing this ogre with my quivering-toenail… so beautiful… or did you not notice?” Your main function in the party is to keep things a little awkward for everyone else.

This test tracked 4 variables How I compared to other people my age and gender:

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You scored higher than 50% on Godliness
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You scored higher than 83% on Tact
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You scored higher than 66% on Harmony
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You scored higher than 50% on Arcane
Link: The Which D & D Class am I Test written by effataigus on Ok Cupid

OK, so this was a really silly test. All anyone who knows me would have to do is look at the scores for “tact” and “harmony” to know something was off. And, really, I tried to answer each question as honestly and accurately as possible.

Now, I’m trying to remember where I first saw this thing…

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