Oh, heavens.  Making it hard to diet.  I may have to depend on The Relativity Weight Loss Plan™ after just viewing some of these recipes! Stop the madness!!! It’s just too much of a good thing!
(Making out my grocery list, now… )
N.B. The Relativity Weight Loss Plan™ depends upon a little-known quirk of Einstein’s brilliant work.  It seems that as an object approaches the speed of light, it approaches infinite mass.  Therefore, since weight is a function of mass in a gravity field, the slower one moves…
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