third world county

Apparently, Kerry supporters couldn’t find any Jewish folks who actually read Hebrew…

From the Protocols of the Yuppies of Zion came a link to this, at INDC Journal:

A reader [of the INDC Journal] e-mails:

Have a good friend in NYC who’s a hebrew scholar. He sent me the following about his dad wearing the button below. Kerry’s campaign apparently “misfired” again. I’ll let the story speak for itself:

“Did my father tell you about his Hebrew Kerry button? The democrats, trying to drum up more Jewish vote, printed campaign buttons with “Kerry” spelled phonetically in Hebrew. Unforturnately, no one told them that that spelling happens to be a Hebrew word. It means: “Seminal discharge”! Maybe we can save them for Clinton rallies…”

Apparently, there was a ‘dishonorable discharge’ after all …

[heh]

Now, while I do not have independant verification from an Hebrew scholar (the only one I know personally left the field and went into… lawyering [shudder] :-), this is at least humorous enough to attempt spreading the “discharge” meme a little…

After all, it sure beats the LLMB/MMPA/sKerry meme of talking terriosists into being nice guys and treating Islamic jihadists blowing up civilians as a “nuisance.”

IMAO has a great sendup of Demo underground conspiracy theories. I particularly enjoyed this part:

Hacker1: Yeah, there’s no fooling those guys [the Democratic Underground]. They’re on top of everything. Luckily, Rove had a plan for them too.

Hacker2: What he did was get all these mental patients – total schizos – and brainwash them about how evil the Republicans are. Then he gave them internet connections.

Hacker1: Now the schizos that Rove planted totally rule the Democratic Underground discussion forum. They’re the most prolific posters. Instead of getting anywhere on all the evil plans we have, they waste time blaming a Democrat event being rained out on Karl Rove.

Hacker2: Which is stupid because our weather machine is only 60% complete…

[heh] Just read the whole thing.